From jcl@phoenix.Princeton.EDU Fri Oct 24 19:34:29 1997 Date: Fri, 24 Oct 1997 09:53:13 -0400 (EDT) From: "John C. Leylegian" Reply-To: MA-MODS@montagar.com To: RMAM Moderators Subject: (Hopefully) the Final List... (fwd) It took us long enough, but we've finally agreed on a sutiable list of quotes that truly capture the essence of the RMAM Minneapolis road trip. If any of you decide you want to commit any or all of the roadies after reading this, please keep in mind that none of us got much more than about 15 hours of sleep the ENTIRE weekend. (8 Enjoy. John --------------------------------------------------------- "Move muthafuckah move muthafuckah move!" -Crazy lady from TMLMTBGB on the bike "What about Cher? Her ass is getting higher every year. By the time she's seventy it'll be on her shoulders!" -Rich Kim on the surgical enhancememnt of celebrities "I'm cold, I'm wet, I'm ill-clothed, and I'm lonely. Would you please take me in?" -Mike Krantz standing at Jen & Angie's door Sunday morning in his trunks dripping wet "Arrgh! Get her off the screen! Doesn't she know that the military look went out back in February?!?" -Rich Kim taking issue with the fashion choices of a particular young female weather forecaster on the Weather Channel Saturday morning. "Well you know, this card is really great to have... when it's rightside up. Unforunately you drew it upside down." -Jen Ouelette discussing almost every tarot card Angie drew for her reading Sunday night "He said, 'You're pretty and all, but you're no Cindy Crawford.'" -Jen Ouelette on her luck with the opposite sex "She doesn't even deserve to be called a bitch. In her case it's 'The Evil C-Word'..." -John Leylegian on his luck with the opposite sex "Why don't I have a boyfriend? I'm bitter. Besides, the guys I date like to date other women. At the same time. Lots of them. At the same time." -Angie Guillozet on her luck with the opposite sex "I should have flirted with him..." -Angie Guillozet after getting the speeding ticket in Wisconsin "I should have flirted with him..." -Rich Kim after Angie got the speeding ticket in Wisconsin "We're safe. There's no Tekken 3." -Jen and John happy that Rich won't be delaying them at the rest stop "These roads suck!" -Rich Kim on driving in Minnesota "These roads suck!" -Rich Kim on driving in the rain "These roads suck!" -Rich Kim on trying to find his way around Minneapolis "I like 'em stiff!" -Rich on.....nevermind! =P "Not the face! Not the face! I'm too pretty to die!" -Rich talking about his first sparring match in a new training hall "Gee Rich, how do you get your short little legs to reach the pedals?" -Angie Guillozet on Rich's driving style "Oooh John. You know I like the agressive type!" -Rich Kim on John (not literally) Angie:"Ahhhh Rich. You look so cute in those pictures!" Rich: "No I don't. I look mean, dammit, mean!" -Rich Kim showing his various MA membership cards to the group "I wanna be a candybar when I grow up." -Rich Kim's impersonation of a SlimFast breakfast bar "Oh my God! They killed Patrick! Those Bastards!" -Rich and John after Patrick (one of the competitors from the Southwest region) got hit in the face for the fourth(?) and final time. "Wow Rich. You look just like a dancer!" -Angie Guillozet on Rich showing John a spinning roundhouse. "I'll take you on, you little Korean runt!" -Jennifer Ouelette on her chances against Rich. "Yeah, thats right, you drink Corona LIGHT!!! What the hell is that? Like the regular stuff isn't light enough for you? Here's a riddle: Why do they give you a slice of lime with a Corona? Answer: Because it SUCKS!!!" -John Leylegian on Jennifer's rather questionable choice of beer. And of course, who can forget... Generic South Park Quotes: "Kick Ass!" "Well Kyle, NO! YOU HEAR ME?!!? YOU GO TO HELL!!! YOU GO TO HELL AND YOU DIE!!!" "Ow! Guys!! My ass!! Seriously!" "That's what I say!" "Yeah, I want Cheezy Poofs!" Cartman: "This looks like the gun I had in Nam..." Ned: "Were you statined in Danang?" Cartman: "Yeah, hippie, go back to Woodstock if ya can't kill anything... Stan: "I can kill you fatboy!" Cartman: "I ki' yew first!" Stan: "I'll blow your friggin' head off!" Cartman: "I fill yew full o' lead!" "I'se jus' callin' you a little wuss-boy, thazzal." Oh my God, they killed Kenny! YOU BASTARDS!!! +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ | John C. Leylegian | | Princeton University MAE Combustion and Energy Laboratory | | jcl@Princeton.EDU http://www.princeton.edu/~jcl/ | +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ | "This clone only has one ass. He's of no use to me. We must | | burn the room." -Brando-esque mad scientist from "South Park" | +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++