The Usenet Oracle has pondered your question deeply.
Your question was:

> Tell me, oh most wise Oracle:
> 
> What will happen at LemurCon '94?

And in response, thus spake the Usenet Oracle:

}  2pm Wed   President Clinton will show up to give the opening address
}            and find nobody home.
}  
}  2am Thu   President Clinton will fail to show up for the opening
}            address. The organizers will scramble to find a nocturnal
}            celebrity. They'll manage to get Jack Hanna to say a few
}            words; he'll say he was having trouble sleeping anyway, but
}            in fact he really digs lemurs.
}  
}  2:30am    "Discrimination Against Lemurs and Other Nocturnal Animals by
}            Government and Industry."  Organizations continue to insist
}            on daytime working hours despite evidence that it increases
}            fatigurelated accidents and exacerbates rush hour congestion
}            on highways.
}  
}  3:30am    Lunch and tree-climbing break.  The National Arboretum is
}            just up the street from the hotel.
}  
}  4am       "Living With A Tail Impairment."  Tail-impaired lemurs will
}            answer questions and dispel myths about tree-climbing,
}            discrimination, and societal acceptance.
}  
}  5am       "Lemur Action Plan for 1995."  Long-term plans for rallies,
}            marches, and protests will be discussed.  Lessons learned
}            from the Midnight March on Washington which failed to attract
}            any significant media attention will be discussed.
}  
}  6am       Tree-climbing break.  Avoid the pear tree; it'll dump you.
}  
}  7am       Reception in the Jungle Room with furry entertainment.  Drew
}            Barrymore will wander down in a bathrobe looking for coffee.
}            Don't miss it.
}  
}  You owe the Oracle a detailed map of Madagascar.