Subject: DISCLAIMER: Re: Canibal in BRAZIL
Author: Joao de Souza <jdsouza@undp.org>
Date: 1997/01/30
Forum: soc.culture.brazil

I wrote:
>
>You are in luck! We at Cannibals-R-us are having a sale! That means that you
>can now purchase your very own Brazilian cannibal, and it won't cost you an
>arm and a leg, unless you prefer to pay that way.

Okay, I realise that my previous message may be a bit offensive, so....

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