Subject: Re: Canibal in BRAZIL
Author: Joao de Souza <jdsouza@undp.org>
Date: 1997/01/30
Forum: soc.culture.brazil

"(deleted)" wrote:
>
> Please send info about if have cannibal in Brazil.

Dear Mr. (deleted)

You are in luck! We at Cannibals-R-us are having a sale! That means that you
can now purchase your very own Brazilian cannibal, and it won't cost you an
arm and a leg, unless you prefer to pay that way.

We offer the following models:

- SMALL - In case you just want to get rid of some particularly incriminating
evidence.
( U$ 100.00 or three fingers)

- MEDIUM - Guaranteed to silence noisy family members.
(U$ 376.00 or your left testicle)

- LARGE - Will eat all your undesired co-workers, or your money (or limbs) back!
(U$ 750.00 or your choice of either an arm or a leg)

- X-LARGE - Great fun at parties!
(U$ 1,000.00 or your oldest child)

Prices do not include shipping and handling. S&H charges vary, depending on
how well you can dance the Lambada. Considering that you are northern-European,
you will probably have to pay our highest rates.

All our cannibals are house-trained! Luxury models include clothes!

For more information, please write to:

Cannibals-R-us
Bar do Ze'
Man's bathroom, third cubicle
Rio Amazonas, AZ.
12345
Brazil

Note: All prices are final, except for final prices, which may vary.